Its a very strange night because I've never had 3 guys approaching me at different point on the same night asking to know me and wanted to exchange phone number with me. So yes.. I have to say I was over-whelmed! The point I wanted to bring across its not how many guys, how good looking these guys are but the cheesy pick up lines each guys uses and that kinda makes me compare which leaves me an impression. Unfortunately none! Lose much?
1st Guy
Chris was suppose to pick Ryan up from the Hotel and since its kinda outta the way for her to fetch me from home, I flag down a cab as I was too lazy to drive. When I reached St James, as usual Chris is late! About 30mins late. %#@*&!@##^% sometimes she is so irritating! I was suppose to wait for her just underneath the over-head bridge. I was cursing and swearing at her in my heart for being late once again and a dude came along and started muttering in some unclear english..
Guy 1 : "Hi... Can I ____ You?"
Me : Sorry??? (I cannot understand him at all! He was literally murmuring to himself. Poor guy he must be scared! haha)
Guy A : "我可以跟你做朋友?"
Me : huh? Errr.. (I totally understand his mandarin this time, more than his english but seriously, I have never learn how to reject or even say yes to such approach. I consider this totally abrupt and uncall for. Too Random!)
Guy A : Can we exchange phone number?
Me : Errrrr... Sorry No. (Then I continue to send text to Chris asking where she is)
Guy A : Oh.. Nevermind, let me give u mine...
Me: But I won't call you.
Guy A : Nevermind, just keep my number.
He read out his phone number alot and I pretend to key in his number into my mobile phone. I cannot believe he even hope for me to call. And I don't even remember his name!
Then I send a text to my boyfriend : "A guy just try to pick me up and gave me his number."
My as always cute, cool, confident and unmoved boyfriend replied : "Go order a pizza with his number and name."
Isnt that a good idea? haha!
Guy B
Chris came and after apologizing we went in to Boiler, as usual dance & drink. We take a break outside just to get out of the noise and loud music. Chris & Ryan sat at the bar while I head to the restroom first. While walking to the restroom, this guy B randomly walked up to me and blocked my way. My first reaction was move away from him and continue to find my way to the toilet. He block my way once again! Within myself I was like "Oh fuck off will you? I am trying to get to the toilet." And then he started his speech:
Guy B : Hey, I've seen you here many times.
Me : Wow...really huh? Nice pick up line!
Guy B: Nah, its not a pick up line, I really did see you many times here.
Me: Oh ok, nice to meet u. (Then I was ducking off, trying to get to the toilet)
Guy B : Can we be friend? (He continue to block my way)
(Honestly.... he comes too close for any comfort and I was eagerly wanting to go to the toilet! Oh Fuck!)
Me : HUH?? (As usual I pretend to act blurr)
Guy B : Give me your number!
Me : Errrm, sorry I can't. My mum says I shouldnt give number to stranger.
Guy B : Ok I'll give you mine then. He took my phone in haste and key in his number.
Me : Hey! (Before I know it... his phone is ringing with my number.)
Crap! I am like ok what the hell... can I go to the toilet now? Achieving his objectives, he ends with : Nice to meet you again and have a good weekend.
I am like... ok whatever! have fun... and I head right to the toilet. Finishing my toilet business, I came out heading back to where Chris and Ryan was. The minute I step out of the toilet, 2 guys was just standing near the stair and before I know it, one of the guy grab on to my arms. This is seriously too much! I turned my head around and he start:
Guy C : Hey are you ok?
Me : I am fine! (IN my heart... Don't fucking try this on me!)
Guy C : Sorry I thought you were tipsy. You sure you are ok?
Me : But I am fine... totally. Thanks! (Turn and ran!)
I hear him calling out for me to wait but heck it... I've enough of this for the night.
Eventful night huh? Its crazy! But I had fun! :) The pick up lines that these guys use are seriously lame and uninteresting. Gutsy and Cheesy... but its a club anyway, so such things happen but I've never had it 3 times in a night!
P.S. Don't need sniper... I know what I want. xx
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