Just read on and laugh it off..... its funny! haha
Dutch Men
The thought of writing an entire chapter on Dutch men made us cringe because there's not a whole heck of a lot to say about these boys. They're not bad guys, they're just boring.
Strong points: well-educated, open-minded and kind. Weak points: everything else.
(That is so judgemental! haha)
Grab a Dutch boy and make him your best friend. If you make him your boyfriend, you're in for some serious frustration. Dutch men don't understand passion, romance or excitement. They lack imagination and fail to understand the fine art of present-giving.
My View : Stereo-typing much? I don't believe only Dutchmen are like that, its really dependent on the guy's upbringing and character. Talked about understanding passion, romance or excitement... I don't think many Singaporean guys are up to it too. But of course, there will be some that are. So.... do not stereo-type a dutchmen. Mine is a sweet thing!
Four Insights into Dutch Culture
Dutch Dogs
The Dutch treat every living animal well - dogs included.
(I think they loves cats... almost every household has a cat!)
Dutch Driving
The Dutch are courteous drivers and can most often be found pedaling around courteously on a bicycle.
(This I totally agreee.)
Dutch Time Telling Abilities
Sure, the Dutch can tell time. They're respectful to appointments and try to be punctual.
(And early evening is after 8pm! Got really mad with my love when he tells me he is coming early evening and only reach at 830!)
Useful Dutch Phrases (He Speaks English Better Than You Do)
What You'll Want To Say: How To Say It:
I don't want to date you. I'm not interested in a relationship right now.
I really don't want to date you. I have a boyfriend at home.
I really, really don't want to date you. Nothing against you: I'm a lesbian.
(Use it on any guy and it will still work!)
How to Meet Him?
The prostitutes in the display windows in the red light district are there for the tourists. You're not going to find a Dutch man there. The coffee shops are there for the tourists as well. Only something crazy like 5% of Dutch people use marijuana on a regular basis, so you're not going to find him there either. Being the nice guy he is, you'll probably find him in a nursing home. He'll be donating his time reading erotic poetry to old ladies.
(Now this is true about the prostitutes and coffeeshop but nursing home? Thats a joke!)
Tips for the Date
Don't expect your date to come up with some fabulous idea for a night out. Grab your city guide and come up with your own agenda. Bring your wallet because you'll be "going Dutch."
(Doesnt really matter does it?)
Impressing His Mother
His mother is a loving, caring person and she'll like you no matter who you are.
(I think she likes me.... lol)
Dutch Girl Competition
Dutch girls are just as nice and ordinary as Dutch boys. Boring and boring don't mix, so the girls are probably out looking for some French guy to blow smoke in their face or some German guy to tell them something isn't possible. So if you're after that Dutch stud, don't worry about any Dutch girls. They're not competing.
(Now this is funny! But surely.... not true.)
When You Want Him to Go Away
When you're ready to leave him, you're going to break his nice, little heart. Be gentle and remember you're ruining him for life.
(You will never leave a dutchie! Lovesss!!)
P.S. Strange how I am beginning to feel the pain of leaving.
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